The life of a sock

Monday 4th of July
Wow is all I can say I didn’t realise the world was this big. Me and my mate Lefty were the first out of the box. Some hot looking girl placed us up high on this shelf. I hope it’s her underwear draw I end up in. Well the cleaners are almost finished so id better sign off before the lights go out. Catch you soon.
Righty


Friday 8th of July
Well me and Lefty are now at our new home. A nice kind lady took us down from the shelf really carefully. After we were put into the bag she carried us gently and once we got back here she lovingly folded us up and put us in this draw. She says she’s sure her son will like us. I hope he’s as nice as his mum. Well feeling really tiered now speak soon.
Righty


Friday 22nd of July
God help me this is shear hell. The day after my last entry her son, a teenager slob, put us on. Today is the first day we’ve been took off he’s even slept in us. Oh god I stink. The only reason he’s removed us now is because he’s going on a date so he’s having a shower. I don’t know where Lefty is. I’m stuck under the bed in between, yuck, a pair of underpants, I’m guessing once were white but now are a grey colour with brown stains, I think I’m going to be sick. On the other side I’m not sure if it’s a cup or a mouse, I’ve seen mice with less fur, ha ha ha. God I hope Lefty’s ok. Oh god he’s coming back I’m going to go and hope fury and smelly stop him from coming under here.
Righty

Saturday 20th of August
Well life is good once more. The nice lady found me and washed me. It turns out that Lefty had been eaten by the dog and what was left she binned but she said it would be a shame to bin me when I was in such good condition. Then she had an idea, she washed me, sowed on a few things and now I’m her granddaughter’s sock puppet. That’s what I’m doing now I’m sat here in my new home with my new friends. Freddy Frog made from an old egg box and Lucy Long from a toilet brush. My new name is Sammy the Sock puppet Snake. Life’s good. Sounds like the family are back so I’m going to go because we are doing a play tonight. Bye for now.
Sammy Snake (Righty)