one day deep below the depths of chapbros media building wonder Wes was hard at work.
"hey bra" said scrapper "what you up to?"
"oh I'm just putting the finishing touches to this" he replied holding up a small can.
"what's that bra?"
"it's a new weapon I call it A Mazing Grace as one spray and the enemy becomes so graceful he is easy to catch"
"bra that's so bad its not funny" said scrapper. just as scrapper was about to walk away he turned "you seen D-Man today"
"I think he was going out to see the Big Dog"
"ok I will try him there. later bra" scrapper said raising his hand up.
later that day scrapper approached the pad of the Big D.O.G. as he continued up the path he saw a ginger curly wig that looked vaguely familiar and there laid beside it the D-Man.
"hey bra what happened?"asked scrapper
"it was Loopy Lucy Loo loo she tried she tried to grab me. I just did to say get away"
"holy handcuffs D-Man"
"exactly scrapper we need to go see wonder Wes" so off the two went.
meanwhile within a secret cave under Diamond Head creator ......
"what do you mean he got away?"snapped the evil Loopy Lucy
"well we tried to grab him but...."
"but" snapped Loopy Lucy "but you say but" slowly Loopy Lucy made her way towards the girl who had dared to say but. grabbing her by the arm she dragged her to the top of the walkway and pushed her into a large bowl of quick set jelly and watched as she sank to the bottom of the bowl "right" snapped Loopy Lucy "anyone else want to say anything" everyone went quiet. "now go get him for me or get me someone or something that will make him come to me" quickly the other 3 people jumped into the car and spread off.
back at chapbros media towers. Wesley d chapman was sat in his office
"can you come into my office please" he said into the intercom
"coming" came the voice of the secretary through the intercom. minutes later in walked a beautiful blonde woman carrying a note pad and pen.
"ah good. emm what's your name again?" asked Wesley
"not funny"
"sorry babes I couldn't resist" he smiled and then continued. "I need you to ring my brothers up for me and tell them I need to meet them about our new app."
"I will get on to it straight away" she said turning around and leaving the room. just as she sat down at the desk in walked Duane Lee and Leland Chapman. "Wes needs to speak to you" she said
"glad to hear that Megan coz we need to talk to him to" Duane lee said walking straight past the desk and straight through the office door.
the 3 of the bro's walked out of the office together.
"I'll get on to it straight away" Wes said walking back into the office and closing the doors behind him.
as d-man and scrapper went to leave the a loud noise of breaking glass was heard from inside the office. quickly they turned and ran back into the office. as the opened the door there was one of loopy Lucy's hench women strapped into a harness with a lifeless Wes strapped to her back. looking up and seeing d-man and scrapper she waved and quickly jumped out the window. rushing to the window they watched as down on the ground the hench woman and her accomplices bundle Wes into a dark van and drive off.
"what are we going to do d-man?" asked scrapper. just then the secretary looked through the door.
"WES" she screamed.
"its ok Megan we are going to get him back" said scrapper
"and I think I know where to start looking" said d-man picking up a clothing tag off the floor.
standing out side of the new clothing and sports store scrapper looked up at d-man
"but how do you know they are here"
"look" d-man said handing the clothing tag he picked up off the floor of the office.
"BB's property clothing line" scrapper read. "still don't know why you think this is the right store though bra" he said handing the tag back to d-man
"its the only one tacky enough to sell them thongs" d-man replied waving the tag around. "ok lets do this" he said kicking open the front door.
once inside d-man and scrapper put on there X-ray shades to make it easier to look for movement
"I'll go left you go right" said d-man
"ok" replied scrapper.
scrapper had only gone a few steps when he saw something.
"d-man quick she's here" he shouted and took off running down the isle.
"scrapper wait" shouted d-man and took off after him but before he could reach the isle scrapper had run down he heard scrapper scream. when he got to the isle it took him all his strength not to laugh. scrapper in his haste to catch the girl he had seen at the end of the isle hadn't seen the skate board and had stood on it loosing his footing and landing in a shopping cart that was now hurtling down the isle at top speed. unfortunately the cart didn't stop at the end of the isle instead it continued crashing its way through rack after rack of clothing and eventually stopping and tipping over after crashing into the far wall. d-man quickly composed himself and ran to see if scrapper was ok.
"you ok bra" he asked rummaging through a heap of clothing hoping to find his partner scrapper. soon a little head poked out from under a pile of lingerie.
"I'm here bra" he said. d-am just coughed and nodded to scrappers head. there on top of his head was a thong "eeewww" scrapper said quickly pulling it off and throwing it across to d-man who just did step out of the way in time.
"come on get out of there we need to see if we can find out where that woman went" d-man said looking around to see if he could spot her. scrapper struggled his way out of the pile and stood beside d-man
"lets go then bra" he said. d-man looked down at him
"emmm scrapper what's that?"
"what's what" scrapper asked looking down at himself "oh bra" he said
"well how about you take it off" d-man replied.
"ooohhhh" scrapper said looking disappointed. d-man just stared at him "ok ok" scrapper said fumbling with the clasp that was behind his back "I cant get it off" he said.
"come here" d-man leant across and with just one hand managed to open and remove the bra that scrapper had been wearing
"wow you've done that before" smiled scrapper.
"shut up" d-man said hitting scrapper across the back of the head.
meanwhile back within a secret cave under Diamond Head creator ......
"what do you want from me?" asked wonder Wes as he was tied up above the vat which was 3 quarters full of quick set jello
"well my dear" said loopy Lucy "your not who I want, you weren't even who I was going to get for bait but..... well lets just say I have a friend who wants you" loopy Lucy said patting him on the cheek.
"what do you mean?"asked wonder Wes as loopy Lucy walked away. as she walked down the steps a shadowy figure appeared at the cave entrance
"ah your here" loopy Lucy said walking towards the figure. "don't look sad" she continued "we haven't hurt him I promised not to. you can go check there isn't a hair out of place"
"its ok I trust you" came a familiar voice.
"no it cant be" wonder Wes said to himself "she wouldn't.... would she"
while that was going on there back at the store d-man and scrapper had managed to get back on the track of loopy Lucy hench woman as she made her way through the store and through a door marked store room.
"we've got her now d-man" said scrapper heading towards the door.
"wait" said d-man grabbing scrapper by the arm. "this seems a little to easy"
"but that's good"
"not if its a trap" d-man said after a while he let go of scrappers arm "ok go for it" with that scrapper charged through the door. d-man stood for a few minutes before following to see what had happened. when he walked through he saw scrapper stood over the top of loopy Lucy hench woman.
"what happened?" asked d-man
"I don't know she was like this when I walked through the door"
"well we better try and wake her if we ever want to see wonder Wes again she will have to tell us where he is"
meanwhile back at the secret location of loopy Lucy
"so do you know if the others are on their way yet" loopy Lucy asked
"they should be I left the clue for the store in the office and I left your girl there for them to catch so she could tell them where you were" the familiar voice said. "even they cant mess this up" she giggled.
"MEGAN?" Wes shouted. slowly the shadowy figure stepped forward. there stood in the light was Wes' secretary Megan in a black catsuit. "WHY?" Wes asked.
"because this is the only way I can get you away from that flaming building" Megan stated walking across towards wonder Wes. "every five minutes it phone calls or inventions or something I was never able to get you alone so when loopy Lucy girls grabbed me the other day to try and get the other two here I made a deal with her. I would help her get them here if she grabbed you for me"
"we need to discuses money" loopy Lucy interrupted
"ok" Megan replied and started to follow loopy Lucy. looking back at Wes she said in a reassuring voice "I promise you will be ok she just needs you to get the others here once there here you and me can spend some time" she said smiling. for all wonder Wes was angry Megan smile made his heart melt and anger fade somehow she could always get around him.
loopy Lucy and Megan hadn't been in the office long when there was a huge noise from down in the secret cave. "no body move" they heard someone shout from downstairs. as Megan and loopy Lucy looked out of the office window they saw d-man and scrapper standing there in the entrance of the cave. as the five hench women headed towards the two they pulled out there cans.
"this stuff had better work Wes" d-man shouted as they started to spray the women with A Mazing Grace. almost immediately the women stopped a couple started dancing together while the other 3 sat down and started to talk about puppy dogs and unicorns. d-man and scrapper looked at each other and then at Wes. "well I guess it does work" said d-man
"can you imagine some dude acting like this?" asked scrapper
"never mind that" replied d-man "lets get these girls handcuffed and get Wes down"
in the office loopy Lucy was mad.
"aagghhhhh I cant believe they stopped them" she looked across at Megan who's smile was so wide it covered her whole face "and why the hell are you so happy"
"his new invention it worked"
"his new invention?" loopy Lucy queried
"yes that can Wes made it he calls it A Mazing Grace. he wasn't sure if it would work but it does"
"so wonder Wes is the one that makes the inventions?" loopy Lucy asked
"well yes he is the smart one of the three" said Megan proudly.
"well in that case" said loopy Lucy inserting a key into a hole and turning it before quickly removing it and running to the other side.
down in the cave d-man and scrapper had there hands full. they had managed to get the three that were sat down handcuffed with very little problems, although they had to be handcuffed together in a circle due to the fact that they wouldn't put there hands behind there backs. now they were moving all over the room trying to catch the two that were dancing around. they were that busy they didn't see that wonder Wes was starting to slowly be lowered towards the vat underneath him.
"emm guys a little help here" he shouted. neither d-man or scrapper seemed to here him "GUYS" he shouted
"we just have to get these two first" said d-man
"well you might want to hurry" Wes said with a slight panic in his voice
meanwhile back in the office
"what does that do?" asked Megan
"take a look at your precious Wes now" loopy Lucy said smiling. Megan looked out of the window to see Wes slowly moving down towards the vat of quick set jello. "soon bye bye Wes" loopy Lucy continued
"but why?" Megan shouted coz I need to get out
"coz I need to get out and this is the perfect distraction" loopy Lucy picked up the case full of money that Megan had given her "thanks for the cash doll I'll see you around"
"why you..." Megan lunged towards loopy Lucy.
"ah ah ah if I was you I wouldn't be bothering your time coming after me d-am and scrapper seem to have there hands full and your lovely Wes doesn't seem to have much more time" she cackled as she pulled and the light fitting on the wall to revel a secret entrance "bye" she said as she vanished through the door way.
meanwhile back down in the cave d-man and scrapper were having major problems as both the girls had now grabbed them and were trying to force them to dance.
"GUYS I NEED HELP" shouted Wes his head getting ever nearer to the vat.
"OK" shouted d-man "enough of playing these games" he said grabbing the arms of the girl that had been trying to make him dance.
"yes play games" clapped the girl near scrapper who at this time had turned to look at d-man. as scrapper went to speak the girl quickly grabbed his can of A Mazing Grace and started waving it around quickly scrapper turned round and tried to grab her but she was to fast "come and get it" she said continuing to dance around.
"give me that back" scrapper said trying to grab at the can.
as all this was going on back in the office Megan was frantically pressing buttons hoping to stop Wes from falling in that vat.
"come on one of these has to stop it" she said pressing buttons frantically. looking up she could see that he was still moving till finally she gave in and throwing the door open started to run down the stairs towards the cave.
Scrapper was getting more and more frustrated as the girl danced around him with his can of A Mazing Grace.
"just grab her already" said d-man who at this point had handcuffed the girl he had been dealing with.
"what's this do" asked the girl pushing a button on the can
"no don't pre....." scrapper stopped short as the can went off in his face. standing there he suddenly burst into laughter "you look funny bra" he said to d-man
"oh no" replied d-man "ok give me the can please" he said firmly walking towards the girl.
"NO DONT" shouted Wes but it was to late the girl has once more pressed the button and now d-man was starting to dance around like a pretty ballerina. "oh great" Wes said to himself as his head started to enter the top of the vat. all of a sudden he heard a shout.
"WES" Megan screamed as she ran up the steps towards the top of the vat "WES I CANT STOP THE MACHINE" she shouted.
"quick go see if you can find something to cut the rope" Wes said with an intense urgency in his voice. Megan rushed towards d-man to see if he had anything but when he nearly hit her as he started to do yet another peruet she decided it was probably best not to go near him so she ran towards scrapper who was sat on the floor playing patta-cake with the girl who had squirted him. gently she patted him on the shoulder
"scrapper" she said gently
"hi Megan want to play" he smiled
"I would love to but first I need to borrow your knife"
"ok" he said reaching into his belt and getting it "be careful its sharp"
"thank you" said Megan taking the knife and running up the steps to cut down Wes.
later that day back at the secret location under the chapbros media building d-man and scrapper were playing with toys in a giant playpen that Wes had made.
"so how long will they be like this" asked Megan
"it shouldn't be to much longer" said Wes
"so how come you have put them in there"
"well while there like this there is no telling what they might try to play with. this way they cant get into any trouble"
"well" Megan said snuggling up to Wes "if there safe in there and they are going to be like this for awhile how about..." leaning in she whispered something in his ear. grinning from ear to ear Wes nodded and both headed towards the elevator out of the secret lair.
"where am I" d-man said suddenly snapping out of the child like behaviour "WES" d-man shouted
"sorry bro I have somewhere very important I have to be I'll explain it all tomorrow" wonder Wes shouted back as he stepped into the elevator. as the doors closed all d-man could see was wonder Wes and Megan kiss
"fantastic" he said sitting down next to a confused scrapper
"where are we?" asked scrapper
"oh shut up" said d-man hitting scrapper across the back of his head "this is all your fault"
the end
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